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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Wizard of Oz Spams

After getting a few about Dorothy, Glinda, and an odd character named 'Billina,' I started to make a correlation. So here's the new 'tale' of the WOO. They even took care to include the author's name.
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Hello, young lovers . o:-)‏

Whispered to make sure enough for glinda. Then how she touched the emerald city
That hung over there came forward.
Its back my friends for no matter. Table and bowed very like. 
Frank baum series copyright laws
 

What's so good about it? :))‏

What shall all at and glinda
Stop the hen had come from
Replied ojo had marched into
(note this header of gibberish after the subject line:
crochet TittiesbostonianBopper accompany PeoplebowlineDrunk) 
 

Surprise surprise !!‏

Guph had been running through.
Declared dorothy gazing at least that. Day when he forgot all to fight. Growled 
jim the wild flowers that. Exclaimed tip to talk with. Hearing these flowers
were white whiskers. Cowardly lion lay eggs and laughed.
(Cowardly lion did what?)

Hello there!!‏

Suggested dorothy quickly and forth below
Commanded tip did much surprised at once. Hearing this beautiful that dorothy. 
Toto jumped up their heads. Admitted the visitors were harnessed to kansas.
Glass cat which grew in shape. Also from their heads in reply
(That glass cat sounds awesome! I guess we've got it twisted with Alice's story.)

Top of the morning to you . =]‏

After her shoulders and straight ahead.
Take it lies the king. Please take advantage of children. Screamed and 
round table the rabbit. Interrupted the day of foxville
Nine tiny piglets from someone other. Breakfast was asleep in danger
 (Are we still in Oz? Or in Mother Goose now?)
 
  
Remarked the flight of damages
Enquired the woggle bug with uncle henry. Pocket and thoroughly educated
woggle bug declared. Asserted dorothy happened in such person. 
Said zeb was startled them
Frank baum series copyright laws. Stop to say it took her guests. 
Take this speech in order. Pointing to follow me for such things. 
 (ok, I guess...)
 
Tried to see where she enquired. Promised dorothy laughed as new letter. 
Information about me back again. Explained tip noticed that for ward march. 
Take her slaves of adventurers were. Fraid of fire in front door. 
Frank baum the doorway into. Thank goodness me great pleasure and called. 
Roared the letter of stones. Table and killed anything else.
(Thanks for killing that table, and all those other things for me. They were creepy.)
 
 Part 2 tomorrow!

I'm back!

**Sorry for the delay in posts! I've been superbusy with starting new classes and research studies and bills, etc. Phew! Enjoy!**




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Talk to you on there and hope to become your friend ;)

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best of it) Clustril and Drunlo, to prove that any person ever
We beg, with regard to the desire of your Lordship, expressed by so I put in a word to keep him going.'

Monday, December 13, 2010

Spamaganza #1

When I end up with too much spam, I will have to clump them together in what I'll call Spamaganza.
Build together the story the spambots were trying to tell me...

Contents are payable to give the rocks
Herself and run the cave. Statement here lies in sight. Remarked zeb with his fox 
king
Desert and carry the house
 
 
Too bad as fast asleep. Anything else to know of music thing.
Long neck to meet them
Admitted the scarecrow looked at least that. Cried scraps and kindness to save 
eureka.
 
Hey!! Here is Wingerson
Interrupted the little old woman.
Remarked jim has often be your place
Hearing this room where there.
 
I'm sure it will come off 8-D
Said another pocket and having been. Returned nick chopper and came.
Bring her at his jacket pocket. Added with dorothy sighed the room. Murmured the 
visitors were lost
About the pepper box from. Wailed the purple ornaments of yellow. Roquat the rock
and inquired. 

Friday, December 10, 2010

Captcha 7


Ireland's #1 superhero, or new mythological beast.

Howdy,.

Please don me feel above their heads. Explained the land and live
Herself when ojo had been. Thank goodness we produce million

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Captcha 5

The proper term for someone who's coming down off their acid trip, I assume.

Top Of The Morning To You #2.

Fortunately the strange people into. Cried scraps and her hands as 
possible
Eureka the other medium you come here.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Captcha 4


I should, but I think I better wait til my drug test comes back clean before I celebrate.

You would, would you?

Uncle henry and saw horse with ozma. Asserted dorothy ran after breakfast with. 
Interrupted the precious powder of brains. Turning toward it away but just behind. 
Remarked jim was attached to bed time. Morning dorothy eagerly at these. 
Because of fire so brightly

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Captcha 3

Apparently, the captcha system was too "stonzed" to explain its current condition.

It's just cool! (spam email)

"It's just cool. Have a cool penis!"

Gmail always provided the best spams. Lately I'm getting these through Hotmail. but Gmail seemed to want to win my affection back. Apparently that was their lame attempt.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Captcha 2

The French have a name for scary looking pastries.

Top Of The Morning To You #1

Jinjur was heard the chariot. Those three hairs from my magic. 
Heard that reason they picked up again. Cried scraps and wearing out 
if anything. Persisted the invisible bears and play with. 
Demanded the hinges of straw. Folks can you understand agree to hear.
Never have been lost our little friend.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Captcha 1

I imagine that Dr. Seuss or Edward Gorey had thought of this word before when naming a zoo for creeps.

Surprise Surprise!

Just in color of tall
Demanded the copper fingers to morrow morning.