Party Mix

I'm not sure why I've gotten lazy on writing again, when all I've been thinking about is writing! Anyway, here's a good grab bag of emails and captchas I've come across in the past month or so.
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pls take benefit of this the radio is keep it secret from you it helped my life we are forever changed

(I'll be sure to keep your radio secret...)

Naked busty brunette goes in for dildo sport sink forehead‏

(sounds painful...)

Awesome blond teen stripping and toying composer quail‏

(Sounds like a great circus/sideshow act!)

Drunken painted puffies show their bodies ear ostrich‏ 

trial millennium lipstick way spider pamphlet punishment find

(Bob Dylan lyrics?)

(Sorry about leaving all the surrounding crap on here...but yes, I just got 'nonommed.')

Oh Funny, Funny Whatcha Do To Me Honey...

The latest spams have been quite rib-tickling. I sense some band names that can come out of these. I also promise to include some new captchas very soon!
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Cute sexy pretty screwdriver ghost‏

television mimosa libra road verdict

Sexy shower blonde sock clef‏

jasmine street impulse space mint

leaf air squid‏

scene grenade virgo instrument

This one's a bit disturbing:

Moaning preggy fucked with strap-on bee winter swan‏

brace fisherman pan liquor british element

architecture lyocell dresser fire pumpkin chain bead

The Vulgarity of it All..

I've been getting a few of the gibberish spams again, but some of them just seem like slapped together porn buzzwords.

This first one though, sounds more like someone's plans to write a book:

makes me feel important and loved. the old golden rule is also at play here‏

knew she was ending our evening. i asked her what was up and she said that it was late and that she wanted to take a bath. i asked her why she didn’t say so before when she asked me for help with this book, "journey to the heart centre" was actually my original manuscript i started to write in 2000, but since i never published it, in 2008, i decided to write a trilogy. the original manuscrip

(Guess you're telling me so I could take your idea?)

This next one is bizarre too. I skipped one because it mentioned teens, thinking it would cause for concern here, but this one...is just...

Sweet teenie spreads her sexy legs naked shoulderhigh assured candle‏

cthat departed brightest assistance outstretched

(Never again shall we utter such nonsense...) 

Spamaganza #5

Today's post has a fresh variety of spam greens...they almost seem to really tell a story! Read on...do any of them sound convincing to you?


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Whats up? 8-)‏

Mature hardcore dock invaluable
Light on paper which gave the start. Going up like you can think. 

Make sure to stare at least. Thus the mystery of reason that. 

Renard was either of consequential damages. Whether the three acres and those people.

 (Renard sounds like a crazy concept artist.)

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Hello Man,
 
I don't know how to say it, but I've tryed before a long time to send you some photos, 

but I've thought that you aren't interested to see me.
But now I'm going to send you the Photos in the Attachment.
Download the pictures and extract they, I'm sure that you will like they.  
Have a great day.

(Nope, sorry, I don't want they.) 

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Busty Brazilians Fucked By Many Hard Cocks conducted‏

Bull with any part of basil. Secretary of blood on that. 

Exclaimed the strong enough and waited.

(I'm not strong enough to wait for that sideshow.)

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Busty Whore Licks And Sucks A Hard Knob openshaw‏

Unless the thing for each hour. Among other hand in order. 

This year as anybody else.

(I guess this is the year I find out what an 'openshaw' is.)

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Dead Drunk Chick Sucking And Fucking A Dick contraction‏

Northover with great and come. Smile was his hand in order. 

See files get involved with.

(Wait, I haven't stopped laughing at the title yet...)

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This is my antivirus
(link removed) 
 
L ove dones not kill demns, until it blows me back to thee.

(Something tells me that link was really and ANTI-antivirus, and it will blow back 

to thee, me, and everyone else on my mailing list too.)

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Horny Latina Banging Blowjob Salty Cum Eating poker‏

Comrade gregory in front door. Began to ask if only. Syme quite sure to hear what.

(Lemme get this straight...Gregory is a comrade, and don't ask questions? But...) 

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Noble work‏

Help me carry out my last wish. With your help; I 
want to donate to the needy, the poor and 
motherless baby’s homes.I am very sick suffering from breast cancer. 

Reply if we can work together.

(How kind, but it'd be noble if you asked a charity to do that, not me.)

These emails, they are a-changin'...

I have another fun chunk a spam for you all today, very unique, but still just as humorous!


Our first one seems to want to offer me a job. However, I can't exactly trust sending my personal information to a company that calls me it (attach it's resume?) or doesn't tell me who or what the interested figure is:

Hi , Natasha Latalladi
Fast Track Trading is nowadays looking for a Purchasing&Procurement Manager to direct all parts of inbound and outbound material flow including procurement, fast delivery, arranging agreements with agents, costs approval scope monitoring.
You should have following:
- Acquirement to act in an organized way within a team and independently
- Inherent ability to identifying variant conflicts
- Strong negotiation skills
For more information, simply reply back to this email and we will contact you soon. An interested figure is allowed to attach its resume or cover letter immediately.
Because of the high quantity of candidates applying to our vacancies at the moment it is not possible to get back to everyone individually, so should you not hear from us within 10 days, please assume you have not been successful.

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Breaking News : tsunami warning after quake south of indonesia's java.

(It's nice they keep you informed of what you're doing while you're typing your way into identity theft)

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This spam sounds quite kinky:

Private dance tits forgotten halfraised (I certainly hoped they got their tip for waiting!)
Pipt and punish them here. Replied hank had tired with big eyes. 

Continued in size of stone and then. Seems like some more information about project. 

Than those people from harm me alone. Polychrome looked from regos but were.

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Euro deep drill gravity reckless dogcart‏

Pleaded the point and crept into trouble inspiring republican  

popular misjudged below rubber negroes floridfaced

(Those dang reckless dogcarts...and is it just me or is it trying to say republicans 

are racist?) 

Chunka Spam Time!

It's been a while because I've been lazy, but here's some fun new spams! Much 

bigger than your usual Spamaganza! Enjoy!

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Tik tok who in None of rock and became angry zsvymya.

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Type such good bye and going! Observed the sorceress glinda is true that. 

Fall off from home here.. Versions based on either side. Mister yoop is coming 

and good Somewhere else he seized his name. Only know my dear ozma.
Resumed their own way across it with. Listen to give us out into shape.
Sorry he reached the boat. Black eyes wide open the sound. Put the boy prince inga

felt that.
Blue pearl would he stepped on request. Would cause distribution under the road. 

Glinda the mountains to greet them... Ruggedo was the tiger who were.

splendid emerald city.

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Sometimes it was black dog in need buxaoac. Mighty good bye to your growl. 

Screamed the roof of light. Also tells you suppose so frightened, 

Protested the woozy with interest.
Champion and agents harmless from... Follow them would reach of leaves.
 
Shaggy taking the walls and zella. Commanded his pocket of wisdom 

Exclaimed trot watched her friends... Explained the grasshopper was pleased with. 

Said gloria who knew well. Chapter seven the top of mine! 

Exclaimed trot that moment he said. Roared with chains and turning to have.. 

Inquired shaggy man and danced around. Stand still alive or equivalent form 

Explained the courtyard of blue pearl from. They all fell sprawling upon.

horny bitch fucked age fell‏

Asserted the lavender berries which we find yruxlxz. 

Ruggedo and brave as did so they. Asserted the tiny trot but finally they. 

Inquired button bright was sorry. Hart through them by means that. Distance and 

thought so strange creatures. Resumed their knees before posting these, 

Safe enough to get me very much. Take that case for it did nothing. 

Suppose we can stand still alive. Cayke and help it will. 

Seize the hole in shape Cavern until it may receive this. 

Someone must return it covered with. Stood upon you two legs...
 
General guph and how does. Characters may take them for something wrong. 

Grumbled the rose princess gloria. Here in fact there may often heard 

Some unknown country at once. Inquired rinkitink and landed on they. 

Distribution of grass and although still alive...

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Along one thing is betsy fybeseg. Admitted the news that none of rinkitink. 

Felt in splendid palace the project Inquired trot watched him for himself... 

Declared dorothy looking toward her life that. Announced the case we work at that.
Exclaimed trot watched him upon... Round mountains that your duty. 

Begged the wrong is wise. Someone to escape the most beautiful. 

Bout the mines and fifty boats.
Pose he shot up the truth. Ground just above it must stand still. 

Now but at last time, Exclaimed the grass and both to admit. 

Seems to believe it slowly. Honor of regos and it more... 

Our old sailor had already.
Pleaded the lovely ruler ozma. Said nikobob and threw open my father. 

Breaking the nome and found himself... Told it difficult to reason.

Hello

Theres an R in the month 
 
At loggerheads
 

Fw: hot ass babes sand petersfield‏

Better editing by all of gold dishpan hadgugi. 

Begged the world and crept into trouble... Returned to admit shaggy man entered.
Cayke was only the winkie river... Everyone who wore an open. 

Cayke to obey my boat. 

Special rules set the giant Statement disclaims all ready to ride. 

Laughed heartily at last of red wagon. Cried ojo must return the best friend.
Round mountains to fall into my lost. Could see how does the throne 

Toto in many things we stay there... Neither this case for damages. 

Em and fell into plain.
Prisoner in oogaboo people so long. Follow them but presently came forward. 

Promised betsy was growing more. Wailed the entire party of living things Pipt 

and tried it easy. Continued to get new copy of girls. 

Having first at trot watched the entrance...
Information in our books one another. Cried ruggedo and whispered betsy 

Blinkie the mule and because it seems... Cayke and fell upon all project. 

Pleaded the wicked witch who made. 

Fw: naked sweetheart sea practical‏

Met the thick and therefore if anyone unqthtv. 
Replied dorothy looking around the forest. Wicked witch who me please. 

Admitted the top and after that.
 
Looked upon this thing in case. Inquired trot watched her into their arms 

Decided the woozy was greatly surprised... Next day so old blinkie. 

Demanded the blue pearl from.
 

Spamaganza #4

Getting sick for the 3rd time in a row and it's only been barely 3 months into the year, I have a lot of fun spams to catch up on! I promise to have a Captcha update quick soon. This will probably be the last Spamaganza for a while as it is getting a bit old. NOT WORK SAFE, KIDDIES!
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Darlin, nation wasteful o:-)‏

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Hi there, Walsall Testament‏

Crazy quick fucking tangle. Suggested uncle henry was ever unqthtv.

Buenos tardes, doctors' untamed‏

Heel grabbing sex Would. Responded the woggle bug with jcfiwik.

Top of the morning to you, streets Times :-S

Dripping wet pussy discreet. Please note neither of getting to make.

Don't be like that, aher ere 8-D‏

15 minutes can fuck you Montague. Chapter twelve the animals and 

hank pilocoq.

Hey honey, twinkled knock :-O‏

Extraordinary sex party preceded. Guph and began walking along this.

Hello, chief :-S‏

Slim busty supermodel poses in a castle drank. Thank goodness we will 

ask them slorfrt.

And the funniest one: 

Yo, far-gone Read from Lewis‏

Tanned beauty sucking fat dick dry in gym panel. Suggested dorothy ran 

to rule over ohknbnp.