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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

These emails, they are a-changin'...

I have another fun chunk a spam for you all today, very unique, but still just as humorous!


Our first one seems to want to offer me a job. However, I can't exactly trust sending my personal information to a company that calls me it (attach it's resume?) or doesn't tell me who or what the interested figure is:

Hi , Natasha Latalladi
Fast Track Trading is nowadays looking for a Purchasing&Procurement Manager to direct all parts of inbound and outbound material flow including procurement, fast delivery, arranging agreements with agents, costs approval scope monitoring.
You should have following:
- Acquirement to act in an organized way within a team and independently
- Inherent ability to identifying variant conflicts
- Strong negotiation skills
For more information, simply reply back to this email and we will contact you soon. An interested figure is allowed to attach its resume or cover letter immediately.
Because of the high quantity of candidates applying to our vacancies at the moment it is not possible to get back to everyone individually, so should you not hear from us within 10 days, please assume you have not been successful.

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Breaking News : tsunami warning after quake south of indonesia's java.

(It's nice they keep you informed of what you're doing while you're typing your way into identity theft)

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This spam sounds quite kinky:
Private dance tits forgotten halfraised (I certainly hoped they got their tip for waiting!)
Pipt and punish them here. Replied hank had tired with big eyes. 
Continued in size of stone and then. Seems like some more information about project. 
Than those people from harm me alone. Polychrome looked from regos but were.
  
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Euro deep drill gravity reckless dogcart‏

Pleaded the point and crept into trouble inspiring republican  
popular misjudged below rubber negroes floridfaced
 
(Those dang reckless dogcarts...and is it just me or is it trying to say republicans 
are racist?) 

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