Wizard of Oz Spams

After getting a few about Dorothy, Glinda, and an odd character named 'Billina,' I started to make a correlation. So here's the new 'tale' of the WOO. They even took care to include the author's name.
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Hello, young lovers . o:-)‏

Whispered to make sure enough for glinda. Then how she touched the emerald city
That hung over there came forward.
Its back my friends for no matter. Table and bowed very like. 

Frank baum series copyright laws

What's so good about it? :))‏

What shall all at and glinda
Stop the hen had come from
Replied ojo had marched into

(note this header of gibberish after the subject line:

crochet TittiesbostonianBopper accompany PeoplebowlineDrunk) 

Surprise surprise !!‏

Guph had been running through.
Declared dorothy gazing at least that. Day when he forgot all to fight. Growled 

jim the wild flowers that. Exclaimed tip to talk with. Hearing these flowers

were white whiskers. Cowardly lion lay eggs and laughed.

(Cowardly lion did what?)

Hello there!!‏

Suggested dorothy quickly and forth below
Commanded tip did much surprised at once. Hearing this beautiful that dorothy. 

Toto jumped up their heads. Admitted the visitors were harnessed to kansas.
Glass cat which grew in shape. Also from their heads in reply

(That glass cat sounds awesome! I guess we've got it twisted with Alice's story.)

Top of the morning to you . =]‏

After her shoulders and straight ahead.
Take it lies the king. Please take advantage of children. Screamed and 

round table the rabbit. Interrupted the day of foxville
Nine tiny piglets from someone other. Breakfast was asleep in danger

 (Are we still in Oz? Or in Mother Goose now?)

  
Remarked the flight of damages
Enquired the woggle bug with uncle henry. Pocket and thoroughly educated

woggle bug declared. Asserted dorothy happened in such person. 

Said zeb was startled them
Frank baum series copyright laws. Stop to say it took her guests. 

Take this speech in order. Pointing to follow me for such things. 

 (ok, I guess...)

Tried to see where she enquired. Promised dorothy laughed as new letter. 

Information about me back again. Explained tip noticed that for ward march. 

Take her slaves of adventurers were. Fraid of fire in front door. 

Frank baum the doorway into. Thank goodness me great pleasure and called. 

Roared the letter of stones. Table and killed anything else.

(Thanks for killing that table, and all those other things for me. They were creepy.)

 Part 2 tomorrow!